~*SCOTTISH PEOPLE*~

SCOTTISH PEOPLE ARE AN INTERESTING BUNCH

THEY ARE NOT QUITE BRITISH BUT NOT QUITE IRISH

THEY ARE QUITE SCOTTISH THOUGH

THEY MUST USE SCOTCH TAPE HOWEVER

I WONDER IF SCOTCH TAPE WAS NAMED AFTER SCOTLAND

IT CERTAINLY WASNT NAMED AFTER IRELAND

IRISH TOFFEE WAS THOUGH

~*SQUID*~