Friday, April 10, 2009

~*BEING VOICIST*~ DEDS TO MAH MAN BROS

DEDICATED TO ~*BROS*~

OKAY ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

IT'S TIME TO STOP THIS HATRED AMONG EACH OTHER

EVERYONE'S VOICE IS DIFFERENT. JUST BECAUSE SOME HAS A HIGH VOICE DOESNT MEAN THEY ARE A PEDO.

IT MEANS THEY HAVE A HIGH VOICE.

OKAY?

NO VOICISM ALLOWED.

GET. SOME. RESPEKT.


~*SQUID*~

Thursday, April 9, 2009

~*~feel better sexy bitch~*~

if you read the post below this, you know that ma gurl ~*~squid~*~ is SICK

FEEL BETTER BITCH, I LOVE YOU!

~*being sick*~

BEING SICK SUCKS
IT IMPAIRS YOU FROM DOING THINGS YOU REALLY TRULY LOVE
LIKE

~*GETTING PAID $8/HR TO DO NOTHING*~
~*PLAYING NEOPETS*~
~*BLOGGING*~
~*SPENDING MONEY*~
~*TALKING TO ~*MER*~*~

I HOPE I FEEL BETTER BY SATURDAY BECAUSE I HAVE A DATE WITH GABE SAPORTA AND I DONT THINK HE'LL LIKE THE BROKEN BLOOD VESSELS ALL OVER MY FACE

~*SQUID*~

wtf

why doesn't squid update

Monday, April 6, 2009

so ~*~tired~*~

i'm so tired

i have to write an essay

make a movie

x_x

~*BABY NAMES*~

THIS POST IS ABOUT COOL AND UNIQUE BABY NAMES. I AM GOING TO LIST COOL AND UNIQUE BABY NAMES AND WHY THEY ARE COOL AND UNIQUE AND HOPEFULLY IN THE FUTURE YOUR CHILDREN WILL BE THE COOLEST AND UNIQUEST.

1. QUO'TE (PRONOUNCED 'KWEH-OH-TEH')

THIS NAME LOOKS LIKE IT SHOULD SAY QUOTE BUT IT DOES NOT. IT IS A GREAT NAME BASED ON SAYING PHRASES THAT HAVE BEEN SAID PREVIOUSLY. IT IS ALSO LIKE THE NAME JESUS. MANY WOMEN ON THE MAURY SHOW HAVE NAMED THEIR CHILDREN JESUS BUT IT IS PRONOUNCED 'HEY-ZOOSE'. THIS IS THE SAME IDEA AS QUO'TE EXCEPT IT CAME FIRST AND IF YOU WISH TO ARGUE THIS TAKE YOUR ASS TO YM.

2. SQUID (PRONOUNCED 'SKWI-DUH')

THIS NAME IS NAMED AFTER ONE OF THE GREATEST BLOGGERS OF ALL TIME. ENOUGH SAID.

3. MER (PRONOUNCED 'MARE')

THIS NAME IS ALSO NAMED AFTER ONE OF THE GREATEST BLOGGERS OF ALL TIME. ENOUGH SAID.

4. GUADALUPE (PRONOUNCED 'GWAH-DAH-LOO-PAY')

THIS NAME IS THE EPITOME OF COOL AND UNIQUE. NOTICE HOW THE 'GUA' REALLY PULLS YOU IN, LIKE YOU THINK YOU'RE ABOUT TO HEAR ABOUT THE POPULAR DISH CALLED GUACAMOLE. THE 'LUPE' REALLY FINISHES THE NAME ON A HIGH NOTE, ALSO THERE IS A NEOPET CALLED A LUPE AND THERE IS NOTHING MORE COOL AND UNIQUE THAN A NEOPET.

5. STUART PIDDLETON (PRONOUNCED 'STOO-WERT PID-OLE-TIN')

THIS NAME IS COOL AND UNIQUE BECAUSE SHORTENED, YOUR NICKNAME WOULD BE STUPID. YOU MIGHT THINK THAT YOUR CHILD WILL BE BULLIED AS A RESULT OF THIS BUT DO NOT FRET, KIDS IN THE FUTURE WILL FIND IT TO BE VERY COOL AND UNIQUE.

6. LA QUEEFAH (PRONOUNCED 'LA-QUEE-FAH')

THIS IS A VERY COOL AND UNIQUE NAME THAT YOU WOULD ALSO HEAR ON THE MAURY SHOW. USUALLY THIS NAME IS SAVED FOR WOMEN WHO ARE SEARCHING FOR THEIR BABY'S DADDY, SO IF YOU OR YOUR CHILD ARE LOOKING INTO BECOMING INVOLVED IN SHOW BUSINESS, THIS IS THE RIGHT NAME FOR YOU.

OKAY I AM DONE. I HOPE THESE NAMES ARE INCREDIBLY HELPFUL FOR WHEN YOU DECIDE TO HAVE CHILDREN AND YOU ARE STUCK WONDERING WHAT YOU SHOULD NAME THEM. REMEMBER, COOL AND UNIQUE IS COOL AND UNIQUE.

~*SQUID*~

~*~GOOD MORNING~*~

I'm going to SCHOOL right now <3