~*BEING VOICIST*~ DEDS TO MAH MAN BROS

DEDICATED TO ~*BROS*~

OKAY ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

IT'S TIME TO STOP THIS HATRED AMONG EACH OTHER

EVERYONE'S VOICE IS DIFFERENT. JUST BECAUSE SOME HAS A HIGH VOICE DOESNT MEAN THEY ARE A PEDO.

IT MEANS THEY HAVE A HIGH VOICE.

OKAY?

NO VOICISM ALLOWED.

GET. SOME. RESPEKT.


~*SQUID*~

~*~feel better sexy bitch~*~

if you read the post below this, you know that ma gurl ~*~squid~*~ is SICK

FEEL BETTER BITCH, I LOVE YOU!

~*being sick*~

BEING SICK SUCKS
IT IMPAIRS YOU FROM DOING THINGS YOU REALLY TRULY LOVE
LIKE

~*GETTING PAID $8/HR TO DO NOTHING*~
~*PLAYING NEOPETS*~
~*BLOGGING*~
~*SPENDING MONEY*~
~*TALKING TO ~*MER*~*~

I HOPE I FEEL BETTER BY SATURDAY BECAUSE I HAVE A DATE WITH GABE SAPORTA AND I DONT THINK HE'LL LIKE THE BROKEN BLOOD VESSELS ALL OVER MY FACE

~*SQUID*~

wtf

why doesn't squid update

so ~*~tired~*~

i'm so tired

i have to write an essay

make a movie

x_x

~*BABY NAMES*~

THIS POST IS ABOUT COOL AND UNIQUE BABY NAMES. I AM GOING TO LIST COOL AND UNIQUE BABY NAMES AND WHY THEY ARE COOL AND UNIQUE AND HOPEFULLY IN THE FUTURE YOUR CHILDREN WILL BE THE COOLEST AND UNIQUEST.

1. QUO'TE (PRONOUNCED 'KWEH-OH-TEH')

THIS NAME LOOKS LIKE IT SHOULD SAY QUOTE BUT IT DOES NOT. IT IS A GREAT NAME BASED ON SAYING PHRASES THAT HAVE BEEN SAID PREVIOUSLY. IT IS ALSO LIKE THE NAME JESUS. MANY WOMEN ON THE MAURY SHOW HAVE NAMED THEIR CHILDREN JESUS BUT IT IS PRONOUNCED 'HEY-ZOOSE'. THIS IS THE SAME IDEA AS QUO'TE EXCEPT IT CAME FIRST AND IF YOU WISH TO ARGUE THIS TAKE YOUR ASS TO YM.

2. SQUID (PRONOUNCED 'SKWI-DUH')

THIS NAME IS NAMED AFTER ONE OF THE GREATEST BLOGGERS OF ALL TIME. ENOUGH SAID.

3. MER (PRONOUNCED 'MARE')

THIS NAME IS ALSO NAMED AFTER ONE OF THE GREATEST BLOGGERS OF ALL TIME. ENOUGH SAID.

4. GUADALUPE (PRONOUNCED 'GWAH-DAH-LOO-PAY')

THIS NAME IS THE EPITOME OF COOL AND UNIQUE. NOTICE HOW THE 'GUA' REALLY PULLS YOU IN, LIKE YOU THINK YOU'RE ABOUT TO HEAR ABOUT THE POPULAR DISH CALLED GUACAMOLE. THE 'LUPE' REALLY FINISHES THE NAME ON A HIGH NOTE, ALSO THERE IS A NEOPET CALLED A LUPE AND THERE IS NOTHING MORE COOL AND UNIQUE THAN A NEOPET.

5. STUART PIDDLETON (PRONOUNCED 'STOO-WERT PID-OLE-TIN')

THIS NAME IS COOL AND UNIQUE BECAUSE SHORTENED, YOUR NICKNAME WOULD BE STUPID. YOU MIGHT THINK THAT YOUR CHILD WILL BE BULLIED AS A RESULT OF THIS BUT DO NOT FRET, KIDS IN THE FUTURE WILL FIND IT TO BE VERY COOL AND UNIQUE.

6. LA QUEEFAH (PRONOUNCED 'LA-QUEE-FAH')

THIS IS A VERY COOL AND UNIQUE NAME THAT YOU WOULD ALSO HEAR ON THE MAURY SHOW. USUALLY THIS NAME IS SAVED FOR WOMEN WHO ARE SEARCHING FOR THEIR BABY'S DADDY, SO IF YOU OR YOUR CHILD ARE LOOKING INTO BECOMING INVOLVED IN SHOW BUSINESS, THIS IS THE RIGHT NAME FOR YOU.

OKAY I AM DONE. I HOPE THESE NAMES ARE INCREDIBLY HELPFUL FOR WHEN YOU DECIDE TO HAVE CHILDREN AND YOU ARE STUCK WONDERING WHAT YOU SHOULD NAME THEM. REMEMBER, COOL AND UNIQUE IS COOL AND UNIQUE.

~*SQUID*~

~*~GOOD MORNING~*~

I'm going to SCHOOL right now <3

do you know how ~*~long~*~ it took me to figure out

that "squer" = squid/mer?

like maybe 30 mins.

I thought squid was just spelling it like "squer" like she wanted to name a kid "quote" pronounced "qweh-oh-tay"

x_x

wondering how to be like MER?

So I've heard that lots of people really want to be like me, so I thought I'd make a little guide to my fabulous life <3

1. type with ~*~this~*~ around your posts as often as possible, it gives them some flare

2. TYPE IN CAPS IF YOU FEEL LIKE ITS NECESSARY. it usually is necessary.

3. if someone makes a thread you like, copy it.

4. if you misread a thread title, make your own with the title you thought it was.

5. if you don't like someone, tell them.

6. change your name often to keep things interesting, but try to keep it similar to your old one

7. have a .gif avatar that moves

8. be awesome

9. ~*~acknowledge that people are jealous, but dont let the h8rs get 2 u~*~

10. use emoticons like ^_^, XD, o_O, ( . Y . ) often

11. have ~*~*~*~*~*FUN~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~

~*~APPRECIATION OF THE DAY~*~

I LOVE VICTORIAN.

~*~FUN QUIZ: WILL YOU LIKE THIS BLOG???~*~

do you like reading squid and/or mer's posts on YM?

do you think squid and/or mer are the funniest people in the universe?

do you like neopets?

do you think lots of YMers have sticks up their asses?

IF YOU ANSWERED YES TO SOME OF THESE QUESTIONS,

I ~*~PREDICT~*~ that you will enjoy this blog!!!!!!!!!

~*~*~*~COOL NEW FEATURE~*~*~*~*~*~

I attached my account to this blog so now I can post from my account so you'll always know it's me posting <3>

love you guys

love TBAS <3

and most of all

LOVE ANDREA

~*~MER'S LADY GAGA SONG OF THE DAY~*~

~*SCOTTISH PEOPLE*~

SCOTTISH PEOPLE ARE AN INTERESTING BUNCH

THEY ARE NOT QUITE BRITISH BUT NOT QUITE IRISH

THEY ARE QUITE SCOTTISH THOUGH

THEY MUST USE SCOTCH TAPE HOWEVER

I WONDER IF SCOTCH TAPE WAS NAMED AFTER SCOTLAND

IT CERTAINLY WASNT NAMED AFTER IRELAND

IRISH TOFFEE WAS THOUGH

~*SQUID*~

~*~MER'S 1st DISCUSSION TOPIC~*~

here goes my first discussion topic!!!!

IS MER A "SPAMMER"?

logic tells us that YES, mer IS a spammer

however, look deep into your hearts

i am NOT a spammer

I simply have a posting style that is ~*~different~*~ than the boring one most YMers tend to use

i post about ~*~different~*~ things because im ~*~cool~*~

so although i am ~*~different~*~ i am NOT a spammer

i just wanted to clear that up

~*~HI SEXY BITCHES~*~

Hi everyone! It's ~*~MER~*~

squid and I are really sexcited about our new ~*~blog~*~ and we hope you enjoy it

if you don't, we will send jhudora after you *cackles*

xxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxox

~*~*~mer~*~*

~*LAME PEOPLE*~

SO RECENTLY I WAS IN MY INVENTORY ON NEOPETS WHEN I NOTICED THAT I HAD A RUKI TRANSMOGRIFICATION POTION




LOOK AT ME IM COOL


SO I PUT IT IN THE TRADING POST BUT NO ONE WILL BUY IT


I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY THOUGH MUTANT RUKIS ARE PRETTY COOL

FUCK YOU NEOPETS

IF I DIDNT HAVE 4 NEOPETS ALREADY I WOULD USE IT BUT I WANT TO GET A ROYAL PAINT BRUSH SO I NEED TO SELL IT OK THANK YOU

~*SQUID*~

~*HELLO*~

HI MY NAME IS SQUID AND THIS IS A BLOG CO-OWNED BY MYSELF AND MER. WE JUST LIKE TO HAVE FUN ON FORUMS AND TALK ABOUT TOPICS MUCH MORE RELEVENT THAN GAY MARRIAGE, ABORTION, AND GLOBAL WARMING.

WE LIKE TO TALK ABOUT THINGS THAT ACTUALLY CONCERN OUR DAILY LIVES, SUCH AS WHAT YM THINKS ABOUT US AND FINISHED THAT BRAIN TREE QUEST.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

~*SQUID*~